The Kingdom of Womble 559 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 10.645 billion Womble 559ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.1%.

The strong Womble 559ian economy, worth 433 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 40,762 marks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 262,716 per year while the poor average 2,555, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 559's national animal is the emu, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 559 is ranked 227,846^th in the world and 1,904^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.